Dear Friends,I've been trapped in my home with Irene Higgenbothom
for two and half weeks! I tried and tried but I just couldn't get free. (Once she's in--she's in, until she decides to move on. She's gone for now, though I suspect she'll return sometime in September.)
Anyway, I'm finally unshackled and am now able to blog my experience without Irene constantly looking over my shoulder. She really is a dear, but look here--she's got issues!
Poor Irene! She desperately wants a man, but the truth is, she wears too much makeup and her lipstick covers everything but her actual lips! And her voice, it's so loud and grating. She scares all (men and women), but the truly brave away.
Now that her vacation is over, she'll go back to being a high crane operator at the construction site. Irene loves looking down from on high and checking out all the men.
I'm sorry, I didn't introduce more of you to Irene while she was visiting, but I think you can understand why. If you really want to meet her, just stop by Grace Place and I'll hook you up. And if you're a single male, she really wants to meet you!
4 comments:
Ohhhhh myyyyyyy!!! All I can say is I'm glad she stayed with YOU and not ME!!!! That woman scares me! I didn't know her day job was a crane operator!!!!!!! However, I must admit, it makes perfect sense!!!
Wow - This woman is quite a site, I've seen her and, well, lets just leave it at 'What a site!' Anyway, looking forward to GP and what God has in store for this season. I enjoy your blog and do look forward to reading it upon occasion - I'm (or i should say, we), are back from vacation (and it was a lovely vacation - we visited Monterey, Ca. and enjoyed having to wear a coat in July - yes, we actually found some coats in the bottom of the closet, and they worked), anyway, i look forward to your words of ?????
TTFN
Capt. B-Shorts
I have met this woman and it is scary! I not sure that I have quite gotten over the experience.
Lynnguist
Irene.....
One of the top ten reasons members of the ODF congregation phone the elders. :)
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